In sporting news, Australians who work and pubs and bottleshops must once again endure ANOTHER grand final weekend. In other countries which aren't vast desert land occupied by refugees and immigrants from other areas who've run out of room for people, the sports they invent have logical solutions to a tied game, like 'overtime'. AFL however does not, so we're just going to do it all over again. On the same weekend that another significant national sporting event is on - Bathurst.
Basically, if you are in Australia this coming Saturday night, expect anarchy. Do not go outside at all, let alone to a pub, where you would surely be met with fat men yelling at televisions or at each other about the things on the television, or something that was on it earlier.
In local news, Cruise Ships have once again started to flood Hobart with hoards of dimwitted tourists. Locals can expect to be stopped for directions on each block. Drivers are advised to expect a 4,000,000% increase of people in rental cars doing everything wrong, and to beware of tourist pedestrians in the sullivans cove / salamanca area who will not realise they are walking aimlessly on a busy road.
For Anger Man News,
I'm John Repochsenson.
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