Many Falls Festival ticket holders had their prospective stashes limited slightly after Launceston's Finest seized a shitload of drugs in a raid on some dealer's house in South Launceston at around 9ish last night.
The boys in blue with 'veranda' haircuts (reached a popularity peak in grade 7) managed to score large amounts of pingers, whippet, timezone, doopalopagus, denglefactwits and also some illegal drugs.
Whoever the former owner of this bundle was is probably going to be put before the courts and released back into society shortly thereafter like most other local criminals, meanwhile, the more bent of the baton wielders enjoy the benefits of being crooked as a mollusk by getting fucking wasted.
- Phillis Transketchen
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