Wednesday, 15th of September 2010: Arctic Chill en route with Hobart.

Hobartians beware, your terribly cold and miserable city is soon to become even more cold and miserable. Our meteorology team has predicted a massive chill making its way up from Antarctica starting today and growing as the weekend draws near. Apparently the last time the barometric pressure charts (no, we don't know what that means either) looked like this, was in 1976, when it snowed in the city like in television land, the Tasman bridge was closed and everyone was not particularly warm. So suck it, there's nothing you can do about it.

In other news, Models are grotesquely thin, Football players are meth fueled assholes who carry on like sex depraved lunatics and get rewarded for it and something significant probably happened in the Stock Market.

In News That Does Not Matter:

• Oprah is coming to Australia with a bunch of other obese Americans
• Prince Harry is 26
• George Micheal is going to jail for A WHOLE 8 WEEKS for driving high. Diddums.
• Linkin Park announced an Australian tour

 In Sport; Pakistan are fixing cricket matches, just in case opting for a bright green uniform wasn't lame enough.

Tomorrow's Weather Forecast;

Hobart; That annoying sleet that lingers constantly. It never seems to rain but everything's just wet all the time. Also it will be damn cold so go buy some soup.

For Anger Man News,

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